Everyone has an emoticon . . .

 

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:
 
:) means a smile and
 
:( means a frown. Sometimes these are represented by
 
:-) and
 
:-( respectively.
 
Well, how about some "assicons"?  Here goes:
 
(_!_)    a regular ass
 
(__!__) a fat ass
 
(!)        a tight ass
 
(_*_)    a sore ass
 
{_!_}    a swishy ass
 
(_o_)    an ass that's been around
 
(_x_)    kiss my ass
 
(_X_)    leave my ass alone
 
(_zzz_)    a tired ass
 
(_E=mc2_)    a smart ass
 
(_$_)    Money coming out of his ass
 
(_?_)    Dumb Ass

Thanks Jorge for submitting this!

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