Wife : Nothing...?? You've been reading our
marriage certificate for an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking for the
expiration date.
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Q - What is the Difference Between Mother &
Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world
crying ... & the other ensures U continue
to do so.
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
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Stress Reliever # 1
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the
office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter
how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem
disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What
other problem can there be greater than this one?"
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Stress Reliever # 2
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all
your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have
any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
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Stress Reliever # 3
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning,
he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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Stress Reliever # 4
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you
have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married
you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
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Stress Reliever # 5
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his
parents."
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Stress Reliever # 6
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe
your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you
before you married her?"
Millionaire: " Billionaire"
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Stress Reliever # 7
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be
yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
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Stress Reliever # 8
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most
in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like
your sense of humor.
