October 2004
10/18/04 - Bud Selig a good thing for baseball? Doug Krikorian, I have to admit that you MAY be right on this one.
Long Beach Press-Telegram has the details here.
10/17/04 - Yankees just beat up on the Boston Red Sox. I smile with glee because they actually believed that they could beat the Yankees. How foolish these souls were, now the reality strikes them as they are down 3 to 0. Woe to those that believe that Boston can do anything. I pity the Boston faithful, I mean, how dumb are these people for cheering for the Red Sox. C'mon, they are cheering for the 1918 world champions for goodness sake.
10/16/04 - Shame on you channel 5. Jennifer York is beautiful,
talented, and an ASSET to your morning news program. 
Why
did you let her go after so many years? You people are stupid. Ok, so the
picture doesn't do here justice, the point is that channel 5 (KTLA) is stupid.
First Barbara Beck (Check her out in Independance Day), now Jennifer York.
What's up with that? To quote Gollum in the LOTR, TTT extended edition:
"You F---ing hacks."
Long Beach Press Telegram has all the details here.
Doug Krikorian. Who the hell are you? YOU are a Yankee hater. Dude, just admit it, the Yankees pay the best for everything. Wouldn't you want the owner of your favorite team to always put out the best product for YOU? Wouldn't you? C'mon, just direct your hatred away from the Yankees and become a Yankee. Join the good life, know that the best will always be put out there and relax, enjoy life. C'mon, don't hate, come to the dark sid--- uh, I mean, the Yankee Fanaticism. Yeah, that's it. Don't be hate, be a Yankee. You won't regret it.
Long Beach Press Telegram has the details to the rant here.
10/15/04 - The Romance Page is up. No need to offer that free book. It is nice to be lied to . . . especially when you know the other person is lying. It is much more so when the one that is lying is much younger than you . . . it is even better when they whisper sweet lies . . . it is even much better when the lies are vivid and clear, full of promises. Nothing can top that - all save for when you are being lied to and then they call you some other guy's name. The Romance Page awaits . . .
The Yankees haven't lied to me yet . . . they never have. Oh, being a Yankee fan is just like having that one true love, one that is there when it matters most and one that is full of excitement, joy, a bit of heartbreak and victory.
Miss N: You are no longer my only female staffer. By the way, make that situation you are enduring count. You control what is up, literally, and you will find out if there is real meaning to your cause.
10/14/04 - 3 to 1. Pedro Martinez can't and Fox Sports is listing that the last 13 ALCS series that have a team go down 0-2 have failed to come back the last thirteen times. Fact. Yeah, I know - that was yesterday. This is true. But one thing remains true as well: the Botox (Bosox) are still the same team as well. Deal with it America, WE are the team to beat. Cardinals? We'll just have to wait and see.
Precious? Are you alive?
Little one? Are you alive?
Monday is our most popular day on the internet and 6 PM is the hottest hour as well. I can't believe it, people are visiting our site in prime time. Should I even bother to write reviews on Enterprise? Actually, I should stop because one - the hit counts are just not there and two, I just received a confirmation from the best reviewer online that I may link to his reviews directly! No work for me - except writing code for over 176 links and titles. Oh my . . . Speaking of work, the significant other is calling me for my spousal duties . . . it is now 2156 PDT. "Deep drive, way back . . . it's gone, a homerun." Late.
10/13/04 - Ahem. AHEM. 10 to 7. We beat the Yankee-killer himself. Schilling. Botox fan - go home. Hang on and watch the rest of the series, it will be entertaining, but if we beat the Yankee-killer, who's next?
Our team's payroll is bigger than yours. You know what? You could have had A-Rod! You cheap, dumb, bastards. There is no curse, it is just your stupidity and lack of killer-instinct. Botox, have fun, I hope you will. WE ARE.
The troll is making his rounds again.
Thanks Terry for the noose-hanging party, it is just thrilling that you were there yesterday to hang me at work. Glad you came over for a visit. You 'ol . . . retired . . . AHEM. Well, thanks again for visiting Terry. You can bet that I won't be posting any of your trash to my web site any time soon. I have enough of my own to post and I do NOT need yours!
10/12/04 - Dodgers lost. Angels lost. I feel for my kin in Los Angeles. I have constantly asked them, beckoned them, pleaded with them to become one with the Yankees. Look at it this way: the Yankees will always pay for the best and they will always do their best to be in the world series every year. Any other team dares make that claim?
Any team? No. Look, save your ulcers, save your nerves and mostly, save your hearts . . . become a Yankee and taste the fruits of America's team (yes, again, check with MLBPA and MLB - the most popular jersey is the Yankee Jersey) and reveal with the greatest.
"Our revels now are ended, 'eh? Cry Havoc! Let slip the dogs of war! Boston awaits on the field of Pelennor and we are that which will send those foul beasts into the Abyss. Man your posts, you are soldiers in the Yankee tradition, do us proud."
Yeah, I know, I mixed everything in on that last one, but I am a Yankee, I have that right.
I have enjoyed this weekend and I thank Cristobal Colon for having the cajones for making the trip to the east indies. Because of him, we get a day off every year. Cristobal, you are the man.
Jolly: I found that article on the new primates discovered in the DR Congo. I could have told them to look no further than our office. Stupid me.
Precious: Me 2.
Attack Cat: Are you finished with my MOO2 Stategic Manuel/Book/CheatBook/Planner thingy? Have you checked out my MOO pages? I am proud of them.
Our horoscope is now active on Page Two and soon, we will have a new Romance Page soon . . . actually, it is up, in a manner of speaking, the web page is somewhere on this domain with no direct access to hit. You could try and find it, but you might be wasting your time. Actually, if you do search, it would be just like the UFO 54-40 from the old Choose Your Own Adventure Series: how does one get to Ultima? You arrive by turning to the wrong page . . . that could be the case here. What will you win if you find the link? I don't know, hell, I don't think anyone is even reading my blog (no Dreem, I was having a moment of humility, my hit count is now 176 to your 135. Eat your heart out pal) so I imagine that you will win a Choose Your Own Adventure Book. Yeah, book #147: The Anitmatter Universe. This way, you can share with your kids what you used to do before there were video games. The page is not entitled Romance Page but is do have the word Romance in it - it is here somewhere. I can only imagine what my hit count will be!
Late.
10/8/04 - Well. Another Friday. What to do? Looks like the reality is simply that another Friday awaits. We went out yesterday, took the 'ol supervisor out for his birthday and visited an American icon: Tommy's, The Original. Nothing like it in the world. Best food, best Chilli Burger. Period.
An auditor from Administrative Services showed up yesterday. I doubt that individual will be returning anytime soon. Rumor has it that the person walked away from their computer and didn't lock it, they just walked away. Low and behold, some crafty, sharp, and evil individual(s) e-mailed a lot of dirty e-mail. Images of the Cable Guy pop into my head - when Ferris is mouthing off against his boss and his hair-plugs . . . sweet. I remember the time a friend of mine e-mailed me the Melissa Virus - thanks Jorgay, I owe you one. It really isn't a big deal, just that because of that one little e-mail, my entire department was infected with over a hundred thousand e-mails. Thanks Jorgay. Pal. Buddy.
Enterprise Season 4 premieres today. We will have to see if the Nazis are any smarter on Enterprise than they were in the real world.
10/6/04 - I called 9-1-1 today.
Little one: I really did call 9-1-1 . . . you know why. I look forward to early December - if we stay on schedule.
What to write today? Ummm, nothing really. No tangents to travel on, no worthless topics to debate. Bam, you are the sunrise for someone. Let's get real, you aren't my sunrise, but you are for SOMEONE else!
10/5/04 - Well, Monday was a long day. What does Tuesday hold? Let me see, I made two passes at two different people . . . both were fumbled. Why is that football fans can't catch a freaking basketball? A round ball is easier to catch than a football . . .
Why is it that people do not take kindly to my insults? They take them as insults when in fact, they are truth. I tell nothing but the truth. I have always told the truth when it suited me.
Post Mortem: you still stink. You are STINKY. Don't cry, you do!
10/4/04 - Size is everything. It is. This web site is getting big. Where the hell is all of the material coming from (cut and paste is probably the culprit)? In the last two months, we have discovered those warehouse stores that sell food, clothes, everything actually and the prices are reasonable (will my union brothers and sisters shoot me for shopping at a non-union establishment? Look, I don't shop Wal-Mart, isn't that enough?). Doesn't matter, once we decide on the next vehicle that we will purchase, I will never hear the end of it on the choice of the vehicle. So be it.
Yankees in the playoffs! Are we surprised? I am not, you shouldn't be. America's team and they are (you know how they make this claim? uniforms, caps, all sorts of goods sold at stores around the united states and the Yankees always out-sell everyone else). Look, why not just join the wagon and for your own happiness, become a Yankee fan. Why you may ask? Because they always pay for the best and while everyone else is bitching about salary cap or too expensive, the Yankees have always gone out to get the best talent - always. Why live in hurt and resentment, just join us and your stomach, your heart, and your head will never suffer again. Yankees forever, baby!
John Kerry won the first debate. Shrub looked rather annoyed at times and he really didn't offer much beyond the stance of holding to your ideals. John Kerry didn't do much better, but the day after, Kerry's camp was claiming victory and Bush's camp was deathly silent. Are you voting? You should and don't give me any crap about having the right to NOT vote you ignorant fool. You stupid ignorant fool. You f'ing stupid ignorant fool. Not voting is the payment you make for your stupidity and as such, you allow others to control your life, you masochist.
I found the easter eggs for the LOTR extended DVD's and I feel so smart right now. I also found them for the new Star War DVD's as well. I am just soooooooo smart . . .
I am being stalked. Seems like some fool read these pages (duh!) and is now calling me at work. Must be one of my co-workers, too bad the stupid moron didn't realize that my phone has caller idea - way to go you stupid blockhead.
Miss N: I am Satan and I thank you for realizing my place in this world. I thank you for the accolades.
I am now back at the salt mines, or the Antares Malestrom, I haven't determined where, exactly I am yet.
Smeagle: your mama wears dwarf boots.
